Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Love VS Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Don't marry software girl
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
.: MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY :.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
.: MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY :.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Humans - The great liars..
One day John's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
John returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
John answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped John on his face.
His dad told him "John (son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" ,
Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!
John got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."
Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, John mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,
"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on John's mother's face.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
John returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
John answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped John on his face.
His dad told him "John (son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" ,
Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!
John got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."
Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, John mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,
"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on John's mother's face.
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