Don't marry software girl

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .



Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.



Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.



Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.



Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.



Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.



Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.



Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.



Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.



Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.



Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY



.: MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY :.